Brainstorming
January 31st, 2011 § Leave a Comment
“Superhero?”
“Been done.”
“Interior Designing?”
“Not hands on enough.”
“Tree surgeon?”
“Too prop intensive.”
“Unblocking a toilet?”
“Too imaginatively nauseating.”
“Bowling ball polishing?”
“Been done.”
“House of Commons Backbencher barracking?
“Too shouty.”
“Monkey picking tea leaves?”
“Too imaginatively demanding.”
“Milkman’s round?”
“Too early.”
“Loan shark’s collector?”
“Too violent.”
“Tapestry weaving?”
“Too inactive.”
“Record scratching?”
“There’s already a game like that.”
“Formula One car mechanic?”
“Too specific.”
“General car mechanic?”
“Good, less specific, but still too technical.”
“Return of the Jedi re-enactment?”
“Catchy, but a copyright minefield.”
“Ostrich farming?”
“Ostracize is already something else.”
“Backyard wrestling?”
“Too dangerous.”
“Battering a critic who rubbished your latest work?”
“Too aspirational.”
“Mime artistry?”
“Too creepy?”
“Pensioner protesting against the close of her local library?”
“Too politically current, it’ll date quickly.”
“I give up, we’ve been at this for three hours.”
“Come on man, there must be a gap in the exercise DVD market somewhere!”
“Let’s just stick with our original plan.”
“Alright, we’ll play this your way. But I refuse to pay Gillian McKeith extra to include that blasted poo chart of hers!”
“Go get her big guy.”
