Retirement

I left my position as manservant to Lord Rudge over two years ago.  The day after I quit I came to work here at Cosy Pines Retirement Home; it’s the best job I’ve ever had.  Then one of the residents decided I bared a resemblance to Blakey from On The Buses and it’s been hell ever since.  All the residents have joined him – accused me of allsorts, called me every name under the sun and constantly engineered compromising situations to get me the sack.  I even tried shaving off my toothbrush moustache, but it didn’t help.  I can’t quit though, I hated being a butler.