Kettle
January 4th, 2011 § Leave a Comment
“Sorry to interrupt, you’re obviously enjoying this song.”
“And this sausage. But carry on, I can chew and listen.”
“Ta, see the thing is, this lad’s singing about having no hot water for his razor, but it’s breakfast time innit? He’s going to be having a cuppa, so why not just use water from the kettle?”
“I’d never considered that. I’m not sure I want the rest of this now, it feels tainted somehow.”
“That’s your artistic type for you, no space in their heads for practicalities. It’s also why they shouldn’t have radios on in caffs, always ends up ruining your breakfast.”
